Wow, only 6 and 1/2 months since my lost "post." It doesn't seem that long to me. It seems more like October 22nd was, say, hmm, just 6 and 1/4 months ago. But as they say....
K, I probably wouldn't have remembered I (allegedly) have a blog if wasn't for my neighbor bitching at me about my uncut lawn. Hey, my lawnmower won't start and I think I'd look ridiculous cutting each and every single blade of grass with scissors, no?
With that said, my lawn is now nearly knee high. Or. it is knee high if you're really short. Why are so short? Short motherfucker.
Admittedly, my neighbor is trying to sell his house and he told me that my lawn is an "eyesore" and is making his house look bad to prospective buyers. Well, maybe. But I offered that he's looking at the whole situation as a "glass is half empty" sort of deal. The way I see it, my crappy looking lawn makes his semi-shitty house look even better that it actually is. It's like watching 2 and a half men. Whatever you watch after that seems like Masterpiece Theater.
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